Toxic Alarm

The alarm clock that roasts you out of bed.

Pick a bully, set a time, and wake up to a roast read out loud in their voice. Snooze and they come back meaner.

πŸ’ͺ Gym Broβ€œNo rest days, especially not this one.”
πŸ’” Toxic Exβ€œI knew you'd hit snooze.”
🦹 Anime Villainβ€œYour weakness disgusts me.”
πŸ‘΄ Disappointed Dadβ€œI'm not angry, just disappointed.”
πŸ‘¨πŸ»β€πŸ« Unhinged Coachβ€œTODAY IS YOUR DAY OR ELSE.”

Snooze and they get meaner

Every roast alarm starts Mild. Snooze once and it comes back Medium. Snooze again and it's Savage. By snooze three, they start counting out loud.

Write your own wake-up call

Type what you want to hear and your alarm says exactly that, every time. The voice is generated on your iPhone, and nothing you write is sent to us.

Private by design

No account. No ads. No tracking.