The alarm clock that roasts you out of bed.

Pick a bully, set a time, and wake up to a roast read out loud in their voice. Snooze and they come back meaner.

💪 Gym Bro“No rest days, especially not this one.”

💔 Toxic Ex“I knew you'd hit snooze.”

🦹 Anime Villain“Your weakness disgusts me.”

👴 Disappointed Dad“I'm not angry, just disappointed.”

👨🏻‍🏫 Unhinged Coach“TODAY IS YOUR DAY OR ELSE.”

Snooze and they get meaner

Pick your heat: Mild, Medium or Savage. Every snooze turns it up a notch, and by snooze three they start counting out loud.

Write your own wake-up call

Type what you want to hear and your alarm says exactly that. Want your own message to get meaner when you snooze? Write the harsher versions yourself, or let Claude write them.

Private by design

No account. No ads. No tracking. Your message only goes to Claude if you ask it to.